Jizz-bag 

To leave a used condom inside a person after sex resulting in a trip to A&E for it to be removed.

1. Dude I'm so tired, we were in A&E till 3.30 last night after I jizz-bagged this girl.

2. Less lip from you or I'll jizz-bag you later.

Jizz-bag by The jizzbagger March 14, 2010

jizz bag 

A bag, preferably plastic, that your porn addicted roommate skeets (or jizzes) into while you're away and then reuses for 3 days and you discover when you're looking for a place to throw your apple core away and end up with your roommate's skeet all over your hand.

*He eventually throws said bag away when his family comes to visit, while they are in the room.

"Dude, is that a jizz bag in the middle of your floor? That shit is gross. WTF is wrong with you? You should just do that shit in the shower."

jizz bag by Lucifer Grammaticus January 5, 2009

jizz bag 

(slang) A condom or anthing that sheaths the penis for the purpose of retaining semen.

Always wear your jizz bag because you don't know where some of those girls have been

jizz bag by JamesPeach August 12, 2004

jizz bag 

1. Bag full of jizz. 2. Somebody full of jizz. 3. Scrotum.

You could say that Rod Stewart's stomach was a jizz bag when he had to to get it pumped after one of those nights.

jizz bag by bradscsi July 6, 2004

jizz bag 

In the mid atlantic region, term of comtempt, lotheing, derogatory.


note(spelling errors may be included in this submission. could you at Urban Dictionary correct some of it? yeah i know i am being a jizz bag. its equally ok if you don't. thanks)

the war on drugs is perpetrated by stupid jizz bags(e.g.voters) and money launderers

cheney is a jizz bag(and satan incarnate).

coaches who scream at little league footballers are jizz bags.

parents who push their kids to play american football are jizzbags.

(parents and passersby who stop to watch tiny kids play american football are stupid jizz bags and lard assess.

my best friend is a jizz bag.

my wife is a jizz bag.

my dog is a jizz bag.

dust mites are jizz bags.

the mouse killed in the mouse trap was a jizz bag for gushing puke, blood and shit on it.

my girlfriend is a jizz bag.

etcetera ad infinitum

jizz bag by emotional_invalid January 5, 2009

jizz bag 

Can be synonymous with "Douche Bag" in certain circles.

Him?...that guys a complete jizz bag.

jizz bag by jasonic September 14, 2005

jizz bagged 

jizz bagged is being slammed in the ass by bubba the 500 pound black man with the 20 inch wang. In about 15 minutes of this h-core rape your anus will be 5 inches wider and loaded with jizz. Therefore making your anus a jizz bag for a black man's penis

pazer got jizzed bagged by haggard in the back of the local 7-11

jizz bagged by joey lucisano October 14, 2004