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jizz witch 

rare woman who has a fascination with sperm and ejaculation of same. her face lights up with glee upon sight of sperm escaping from the male 'gun'
that jizz witch marie was disappointed when my spermometer read 'empty'

that jizz witch was shaking my freshly discharged crank like a baby shaking a rattle!
jizz witch by michael foolsley January 29, 2010

Jizz witch 

A female with an unnatural likeness to sperm. Usually to the level of collecting seimen in a jar to cast a spell on the man who unloaded the load. Much like a voodoo doll.
Eevee had sex and took the cum shot in a jar. From that moment on she is known as JW; aka the Jizz witch
Jizz witch by Dapusha April 6, 2019

Jizz Watch 

Similar to a pearl necklace, a jizz watch is when you cum on a girls wrist and it looks like a watch. First heard on the song uptown funk.
I like to cum on time, so I gave my girl a jizz watch.
-ZNA
Don't believe me, jizz watch
-Uptown Funk
Jizz Watch by ZNA March 9, 2015

jizzwich 

a very unpleasant surprise inside of a food item,
a sandwich that looks like it may be good but you find it to be filled with shit.
Damn, i got thought this was a hoagie but its a fucking turkey jizzwich
jizzwich by jakebob March 15, 2007

JizzBitch 

Refers to a woman who is obsessed with a man's semen. She is the true delight of most men, at least in their dreams. Loves to have men shoot their wad all over their body. Normally, she also gives great blow jobs and totally slurps down a man's juices. This is also usually accompanied by the noise and sounds of her moaning and sucking...
My special lady is really a JizzBitch. She always makes sure that I am totally satisfied, even before she is satisfied. A lot of times we go at it for hours before we are both worn out and satiated.
JizzBitch by Panchoman December 1, 2006

JizzBitch 

A bitch who likes to be jazzmed on.
Look at that jizz bitch. I need to teach her a lesson and unload on her.
JizzBitch by Timmy July 29, 2004
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