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Jizz Watch
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Similar to a pearl necklace, a jizz watch is when you cum on a
girls
wrist and it looks
like
a watch. First heard on the song uptown
funk
.
I like to
cum
on
time
, so I gave my girl a jizz watch.
-ZNA
Don't believe me, jizz watch
-Uptown
Funk
Jizz Watch
by
ZNA
March 9, 2015
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