The act of a man ejaculating into the batter of a muffin mix then pooping into the batter making the poop looking like chocolate chips then bake the muffin then ejaculating into the icing spreading onto the muffin. Then they present it to an unfavorable person or animal.
by jizzpiss maximus July 04, 2010
by jason da shiz k-man June 24, 2003
by Phrow-doe August 30, 2009
1. word used to describe a unfortunate loser that can never be helped.
2. word used to describe an asshole.
2. word used to describe an asshole.
by Hannah June 27, 2004
a game in which a group of people (usually of the male sex) gather areound a muffin in a circle. they then proceed to whack-off onto the muffin. finally, the looser (the last person to cum or the first to miss) must eat the jizz covered muffin.
by the_muffin_man69 July 29, 2008
An overweight male homosexual that a straight male has sex with do to a drunken stupor, or other altered state.
After I smoked a bowl last night and drink a bottle of Jack I was so horny I fucked my neighbor he is such a jizz muffin.
by Echc93 February 03, 2018