2 definitions by jizzpiss maximus

The act of a man ejaculating into the batter of a muffin mix then pooping into the batter making the poop looking like chocolate chips then bake the muffin then ejaculating into the icing spreading onto the muffin. Then they present it to an unfavorable person or animal.
Well you can have one of my mammy's jizz muffins you son of a batch of cookies!
by jizzpiss maximus July 4, 2010
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The sexual act of inserting the toe into the anus or vagina of a partner and procceeding to render an orgasm from inserting the foot all the way into the canal, while grasping the legs of said partner and using them as leverage for maximum thrust capacity.
I want to try something new tonight with Taylor, but he is so stuck on being the usual toe fucker...
by jizzpiss maximus July 4, 2010
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