Jist

When you cover your dick hole with your thumb while you cum so it shoots a jizzy mist.

In order to mark my territory, if I'm having sex with a girl for the first time I will jist on her for maximum cum coverage.

by Ninja-B April 13, 2017

jist

Wrong spelling of gist. The gist of the argument is the essence, the most important point.

I was really just vomiting images like spoiled sushi (that may be an ill-considered metaphor, but you get my gist). -> not jist

by cptLAGER March 12, 2009

jisted

The act of of bullshitting through a a sentence in a foreign language.

I just jisted my way through a sentence on my spanish test and pieced it togehter.

by horny quasar December 14, 2016

jist

The whole general idea of a subject.

A: Did you get the jist of that movie?

B: Yeah, it's about sodomy, death, and clowns.

by Shane -- KD05' March 03, 2005

jist

The act of inserting one's fist into another individual's vagina or anus until he or she experiences sexual climax, or "jizzes." A combination of the words fist and jizz.

I got totally jisted in prison, man.

by Black Chrome November 30, 2006

Jist of the Jam

The core of a problem.

Bob: “I always struggle in school.”
Tom: “You never study, that is the Jist of the Jam.”

by Doran Ray January 08, 2018

Schindlers jist

When describing or hearing a horrific or disturbing scenario or story, using the bare minimum details to understand it or explain.

'Ahh alright, I get the Schindlers gist..'

'Without getting to into it, here's the Schindlers jist of events..'

by Pendlehinio August 10, 2017