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jist
jist by Shane -- KD05' March 2, 2005
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Jist
In order to mark my territory, if I'm having sex with a girl for the first time I will jist on her for maximum cum coverage.
jist
The act of inserting one's fist into another individual's vagina or anus until he or she experiences sexual climax, or "jizzes." A combination of the words fist and jizz.
jist by Black Chrome November 12, 2008
Jist of the Jam
Jist of the Jam by Doran Ray January 7, 2018
gistsmith [jist-smith] /dʒɪst/smɪθ/
1.noun- one specially gifted in the craft of reducing words to their true meaning; a teller of truths.
2.verb- to extract the true meaning from a combination of words when these have been muddled by their author.
Origin: 2009, as a compound of 'gist' and 'smith', gistsmith was introduced into the American lexicon as a result of some people‘s inability to make sense. See entymonline.com for more info on 'gist' and 'smith'.
2.verb- to extract the true meaning from a combination of words when these have been muddled by their author.
Origin: 2009, as a compound of 'gist' and 'smith', gistsmith was introduced into the American lexicon as a result of some people‘s inability to make sense. See entymonline.com for more info on 'gist' and 'smith'.
gistsmith jist-smith /dʒɪst/smɪθ/
1.noun- He is a gistsmith.
2.verb- Sophia gistsmithed her way through the senator's speech like it was nobody's business!
Visit www.thegistsmith.blogspot.com for examples of gistsmithing.
1.noun- He is a gistsmith.
2.verb- Sophia gistsmithed her way through the senator's speech like it was nobody's business!
Visit www.thegistsmith.blogspot.com for examples of gistsmithing.
gistsmith [jist-smith] /dʒɪst/smɪθ/ by G. Smithy August 24, 2009
Schindlers jist
When describing or hearing a horrific or disturbing scenario or story, using the bare minimum details to understand it or explain.
'Ahh alright, I get the Schindlers gist..'
'Without getting to into it, here's the Schindlers jist of events..'
'Without getting to into it, here's the Schindlers jist of events..'
Schindlers jist by Pendlehinio August 10, 2017
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