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Short for JizzStar. The act of masterbating into ones hand, taking the hand filled with semen and 5-staring the nearest person. Either act can be done in private, or public. Can be done with any bodily fluid or combination of bodily fluids.
Hey, you know Tom?
Yeah. What about him?
I heard he waits until people pass his dorm, then chases them down and jistars them.
Really?
Yeah!
That is soooo cool. I wish he would jistar me!
Jistar by tpenisbombs January 19, 2011
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One who is composed of the fluids the penis secretes while acting like an utter idiot, therefore being referred to as a "retard." Widely and mainly used as an insult, this word can be endearing if used by the right person.
Example 1:

Sarah- "God damn it! My boyfriend juz broke up with me!"
Kate- "Fuck that jiztard! He didn't deserve you. You can do better than that."
Sarah- "Yeah, les' go to dah club and get hyphy up in dat bitch!"

Example 2:
Girl- "Baby, do you wana smash?"
Boy- "You know you don't have to ask you, jiztard."
Girl- "Mmmm, I love you."
jiztard by SarK8 August 14, 2009
The white sticky glue like composition of man juice left on the side of the face after a bismark
Christ, you've been jismarked!
jismark by locamotion June 27, 2005
The realest nigga to ever exsist ! Perfect to live your whole life with .. No one could ever do it like he will
i want to be like JSTARR
JSTARR by JStarr Sanchez January 4, 2015

JoStar Joke 

A joke that causes more distress than joy from the recipients of the joke. The person who says the joke will usually start laughing in an unbearable lil' giggle that will cause even more pain to the listeners
JoStar: "Why does an asteroid taste better than a comet?"
Innocent bystander 1: "Why?"
JoStar: "because its a little meteor!"
Innocent bystander 2: "That is such a JoStar joke bruh."
Innocent bystander 3: "I will end you."
JoStar: *giggling like a little beech*
JoStar Joke by Aim For North August 22, 2022

Jstar Balla

DD Osama's older brother who make music and his legs are shaped like an obtuse angle, but he is fire and his music is great
Jstar Balla is a great drill artist.
Jstar Balla by iiluvsugarhillddot November 23, 2022
Somebody who is always scaring people and wanting to deck you
Yo that Jastaran kid wants to deck me
Jastaran by Community 12 November 2, 2018
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