Short for JizzStar. The act of masterbating into ones hand, taking the hand filled with semen and 5-staring the nearest person. Either act can be done in private, or public. Can be done with any bodily fluid or combination of bodily fluids.
Hey, you know Tom?
Yeah. What about him?
I heard he waits until people pass his dorm, then chases them down and jistars them.
Really?
Yeah!
That is soooo cool. I wish he would jistar me!
Yeah. What about him?
I heard he waits until people pass his dorm, then chases them down and jistars them.
Really?
Yeah!
That is soooo cool. I wish he would jistar me!
by tpenisbombs January 19, 2011
Get the Jistar mug.One who is composed of the fluids the penis secretes while acting like an utter idiot, therefore being referred to as a "retard." Widely and mainly used as an insult, this word can be endearing if used by the right person.
Example 1:
Sarah- "God damn it! My boyfriend juz broke up with me!"
Kate- "Fuck that jiztard! He didn't deserve you. You can do better than that."
Sarah- "Yeah, les' go to dah club and get hyphy up in dat bitch!"
Example 2:
Girl- "Baby, do you wana smash?"
Boy- "You know you don't have to ask you, jiztard."
Girl- "Mmmm, I love you."
Sarah- "God damn it! My boyfriend juz broke up with me!"
Kate- "Fuck that jiztard! He didn't deserve you. You can do better than that."
Sarah- "Yeah, les' go to dah club and get hyphy up in dat bitch!"
Example 2:
Girl- "Baby, do you wana smash?"
Boy- "You know you don't have to ask you, jiztard."
Girl- "Mmmm, I love you."
by SarK8 August 14, 2009
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Christ, you've been jismarked!
by locamotion June 27, 2005
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by JStarr Sanchez January 4, 2015
Get the JSTARR mug.A joke that causes more distress than joy from the recipients of the joke. The person who says the joke will usually start laughing in an unbearable lil' giggle that will cause even more pain to the listeners
JoStar: "Why does an asteroid taste better than a comet?"
Innocent bystander 1: "Why?"
JoStar: "because its a little meteor!"
Innocent bystander 2: "That is such a JoStar joke bruh."
Innocent bystander 3: "I will end you."
JoStar: *giggling like a little beech*
Innocent bystander 1: "Why?"
JoStar: "because its a little meteor!"
Innocent bystander 2: "That is such a JoStar joke bruh."
Innocent bystander 3: "I will end you."
JoStar: *giggling like a little beech*
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