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Jingle Bell Cock

Term used to describe Santa Claus's penis.
-Dude I actually think Santa Claus is pretty hot
--I know! I wanna jump on his jingle bell cock
Jingle Bell Cock by lockenload23 November 30, 2016

jungle cock 

a very hairy cock
stop flossing my teeth, shave your jungle cock
jungle cock by Anonymous November 6, 2003

Jungle Cock 

Pretty much when your dick smells like rotten cabbage dipped in microwaved buttermilk ranch because you've been been doin shit all day and you've got one too many folds in your ballsack. The aroma from your gross dick mixes with the smell of your swamp ass to kinda smell exactly like an old shinguard or when you fuck some dirty slut and don't wash your hog until after work the next day.
"As soon as I unzipped my pants to piss, my fuckin eyes started watering. I'm talkin a serious case of jungle cock. That shit smelled feral."
Jungle Cock by ricflair May 10, 2015

jungle cock 

reference to a monkey penis or an extreamly large african's dong
jungle cock by pjmac January 16, 2005

jungle cock 

A very large cock
jungle cock by Bob June 12, 2003

Cock jungle 

When your pubes are over grown or a very hairy vagina on a whore
Cock jungle by Imreborrn March 22, 2020
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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