Jimers

Another name for a type of toe fungus usually seen in elderly people

“Man that old lady in that hot tub had some nasty jimers”

by Soggiest B October 21, 2018

Al Jimers

A meme name for Alzheimer’s, the most common form of dementia

The doctor said my grandpa knew a guy named Al Jimers

by GrayWolt August 2, 2022

Jimere

The most assbsolutely amazing person in existence. He is everything a woman could dream of. He makes the world a better place. He is a dream come true. He is the spark that ignites happiness and love in the most isolated, numbed, unfeeling depths of your heart. My soulmate.

I have been waiting for Jimere forever

by IrishQueen November 30, 2019

James Jamerson

The original grand-daddy of electric bass. Even legendary Jaco Pastorius was influenced by him along with many other greats like Paul McCartney, Jack Bruce, John Entwistle, Geddy Lee ect. One of the most important factor for Motown's success, he played bass like nobody did before improvising lines, injecting soul and bringing in the groove while using nothing more than his pointer finger. It's being said he never changed strings or cleaned the frets to keep the raw sound of "sweat and dirt infested wood and steel" intact. An epitome, he was a true professionals playing whats required of bass players, that is support the song rather than being a showboat playing the so called lead bass crap which Victor Wooten, Stanley Clarke, Billy Sheehan, Bootsy Collins, Les Claypool and the likes do nowadays. Actually I like that also and never intend to take the brilliance away from these masters, yet I think James Jamerson is the one who started popular electric bass playing. Sadly, Berry Gordy exploited him and he was not able to adapt to the fast changing needs of the music industry leading an obscured life uncredited for all the greatness he deserved. James departed this miserable planet in 1983 due to excessive alcoholism, but as time went by his genius was discovered and even a documentary was made on him and the Funk Brothers (the Motown band of the 60s). Today he is considered one of the greatest bassists who ever lived. Respect & RIP JJ.

New bass freak: Who played bass in Marvin Gaye's Whats going on?
Old timer: James Jamerson
New bass freak: Wtf, I always thought Jenna Jameson was only a pornstar.
Old timer: JAMES JAMERSON you idiot (and shoots himself)

Go check youtube for more examples

by Dr.Sperm June 21, 2011

jimeria

Something that is very rare to find, very valuable.

One in a million

He always wanted a Jimeria to feel complete in life.

by Blackredstarr December 20, 2016

cricket me jimbers

A combination of shiver me timbers and jiminy cricket. Used when someone is very confused and surprised at the same time. Thus leading them to confuse the sayings shiver me timbers and jiminy cricket.

Cricket me jimbers! Where am I and how did I get here?

by Yacht Captain July 21, 2011

Princess Jamers

one member of the superhero group Team Gay. Princess Jamers consumes large amounts of Jamesons Whiskey. She has the power to Shhh people.

1) Princess Jamers that man is out of control. P.J: SHHHH!
2) Look a full bottle of whiskey, This looks like a job for Princess Jamers

by Mark Dahl July 30, 2006