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Jolly Ben Jolly 

1. An extremely fat person.

2. An offensive term for a person of middle-eastern descent.

3. The act of masturbating with one hand while flailing the other hand in the air.
1. "Look at that guy! He's a regular Jolly Ben Jolly, isn't he?"

2. "Hey, Jolly Ben Jolly! Got some antrax I can borrow?"

3. "I heard he was caught doing the Jolly Ben Jolly."
Jolly Ben Jolly by Wedx January 30, 2008

Jolly Boatman

The Jolly Boatman is a sexual act involving 4 or more partners.Two male participants lay on their backs opposite each other with the soles of their feet touching. A female participant will then fuck one of the males, while bending over and sucking the penis of the other. Soon a rythm will be achieved where as her hips rise, her head will lower, and vice versa. This action emulates the movement of a boat on a somewhat choppy day at sea. An unlimted number of males will then masturbate onto the "boating" woman, convering her in semen. This represents salty water splashing onto the boat, hence making her "jolly".
"Mate, did you get with that girl?" "Yea, i went back to hers and did a Jolly Boatman. It was sweet"

"I did a Jolly Boatman to your mum last night with your Dad,3 brothers, and Grandad. It was sweet"

"I think i might have gotten AIDS when i did that Jolly Boatman. It was worth it though,cause it was sweet"
Jolly Boatman by Rad1234 February 20, 2009

jolly heck 

1) Another way of saying wowza when excited or amazed.
2) Can also be expressed more negatively when annoyed as a substitute for swearing.

Note: Can also be pronounced as "jolly eck"
e.g.

1. "Jolly Heck! That's one sizable rig"
2. "Why is sir giving us more work.... jolly heck bro."
jolly heck by yungmcca March 16, 2020

Jolly Space Cow

a happy cow of space usually in an Australian space siuit
The Jolly Space Cow was eating jelly. Jolly Space Cow is a very good YouTuber. Check out Jolly Space Cow on YouTube.

Western Jolly Holly 

When a female sticks her finger in a guys dick and jerks him off causing a blood/cum mixture. She then proceeds to collect the blood cum with a baster and shove it in the guys ass and releases the mixture in to his anal cavity.
Matt: Jake did the Western Jolly Holly with his girl.
Andre: Damn that's hardcore.

jolly old candy king

another way to say that someone is a J.O.C.K.; one who enjoys carrying a gallon of water around wherever he goes, just in case; loves and plays football and believes it's the most important thing in life
Hey, look at that gallon of water sitting on that table over there! Do you think it is the property of a Jolly Old Candy King?
jolly old candy king by El_Scorcho September 23, 2004