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The action of jizzing and farting at the same time (a jizz fart)

"This is so jihrt"
"Did you just jihrt?"
"I want you to jihrt in my mouth"
"I love it when you jihrt kitten"
"Oh jihrt"

jihrt by jihrtbros.Inc March 3, 2022

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Jihrt

The action of farting and jizzing at the same time (jizz fart)

Ex: "how to ratatwang your panda"

"Did you just jihrt? "

Jihrt by jihrtbros.Inc March 3, 2022

Related Words

jihrt • jirt • Jihita • Jihotti • Jihottie • jihrian • Jihtlabang • Jirth • jirthday • Jirting

Jihottie

A term used to describe a smokin' hot, sexy muslim girl

Q: "Yo man, did you see that bangin' muslim girl that just walked by?"

A: "Hell yes I did, she was one smokin' jihottie!"

Jihottie by Austin Tayeshuss November 18, 2009

jirty doe

A man with a rod larger than his legs, coached by a very quick lad

That guy over there’s is known for his jirty doe

jirty doe by Doe jirt April 10, 2019

Jihotti

A hot middle eastern woman

"Me and OJ walked in to 7-11 the other day and there was this jihotti working the counter. We thought her dad probably owned the place."

Jihotti by Ryan Kramer December 27, 2007

jirt

a denim or jean shirt.

Wow that jirt looks mighty ravishing on you Bubba.

jirt by Jenna Cool June 15, 2006

Jirt

A combination of a jumper and a shirt made by sewing just the neck area and collar of the shirt into a v-neck jumper. Traditionally worn by people of a lazy persuasion who would otherwise be demonstrably adverse to ironing.

"You're looking significantly smarter than usual, it really looks like you've made an effort Patrick." "That'll be my new jirt."

Jirt by rudeness1980 November 22, 2011

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026