A
unit for measuring the power generated by a gorgeous woman's movements for the express benefit of her audience, ranging anywhere from a burlesque dancer's wild shimmy and shake, to the confident strut of a woman in
red stilettos.
The Jigglewatt symbol (JW) is a
unit for measuring power equal to one kajillion, bazillion, gazillion watts. Few things (or
people) can withstand the transfer or consumption of energy on this scale, some of these events or entities include: lightning strikes, falling in love, Lana Turner's smile, firefighters wearing special goggles, the supercollider, Stephen Hawking, and the number 4. ... And of course, the
girls of The Jigglewatts Burlesque troupe...
1. The jigglewatts she radiated could boil
water from across the room.
2. Have you seen The Jigglewatts? You can
pick your favorite or collect all four.
