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-The guy who makes you realize you deserve better than all the shit you put up with for so long.
-The guy you makes you feel like you’re the most beautiful human being, even when you know you’re a shithead.
-Makes you see all the great things about you, that you overlook because of your inferiority complex.
-Makes you believe that not all kinds of love should be turbulent; and that the kind of love that really lasts is one that’s calm, peaceful and consistent.
-Makes you think of cute japanese names for your babies.
-Makes you wanna be a better person.
-Makes you one hella proud girlfriend because he’s amazing, but won’t admit it 80% of the time.
-Geeky. Loves everything related to One Piece.
-Looks hot while driving his scooter.
-Source of the warmest cuddles.
-Makes you feel like it’s okay to be clingy.
-Wants a better tattoo for you.
-Posts your photos while at work on social media, ‘cause he’s sweet like that.
Oh him? That’s Jhoneril, my boyfriend.
Jhoneril by chiyoeomma February 19, 2021
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Jhonerie 

A conceited guy that can get any girl to like him, but in reality he's a jerk who only cares about his looks.
Girl: I like him. He's pretty cool and he helps his friend out.
Girl #2: Yeah but he's so rude. He's a Jhonerie; he's always fixing his hair
Jhonerie by ikissedasunflower February 11, 2018
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