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Bajonk-a-jonkers

Female Breasts, fun bags, etc.
Lemme fondle them bajonk-a-jonkers
Bajonk-a-jonkers by Brett G May 31, 2004

Jonsense 

Where a person named Jon makes a comment which makes absolutely no sense to anyone but himself.
Person A: Hey Jon, what time is it?

Jon: In a paper bag up a tree being eaten by nails

Person A: What? That was total jonsense
Jonsense by Killermancarro June 12, 2011

Joey Jonderson 

Joey Jonderson is a leader for a large group that goes by Joey Corp. He is an insane man that is know for IED attacks and raids on the popular game Garry's mod.
Joey Jonderson is a very insane man right?
Joey Jonderson by Jerry Box September 8, 2022

Joey Jonderson 

Joey Jonderson is a popular leader for a group known as Joey Corp on discord. Joey Jonderson is also know for IED attacks and raids in the game Garry's mod.
Joey Jonderson is at it again guys.
Damn, that Joey Jonderson guy is extremely annoying.
Joey Jonderson by Jerry_1 September 8, 2022
Someone that wants something really bad - usually referring to drugs, but equally applicable to anything else.
That jonser is so damn hungry - give him some lettuce!

or

Look at that jonser - he needs some luvin.
jonser by biggerP April 25, 2008
Someone who is always in need of drugs or never has cigarettes and always asks for one.
That dude is such a jonser, he's ran out of coke days ago.
jonser by Jonesy602az April 22, 2008
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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