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JOHNVERSATION
When a conversation is led by John and you fall asleep three times during it. Usually happens at bi-weekly engineering meetings.
General Manager "Let's keep this short and sweet. John, why don't you start us off."
John "Well......"
*3 HOURS LATER*
John "...I think that about sums it up..."
Jimmy "We really need to stop having these damn Johnversations..."
John "Well......"
*3 HOURS LATER*
John "...I think that about sums it up..."
Jimmy "We really need to stop having these damn Johnversations..."
JOHNVERSATION by Johnversationalist February 3, 2010
Jhonerie
A conceited guy that can get any girl to like him, but in reality he's a jerk who only cares about his looks.
Girl: I like him. He's pretty cool and he helps his friend out.
Girl #2: Yeah but he's so rude. He's a Jhonerie; he's always fixing his hair
Girl #2: Yeah but he's so rude. He's a Jhonerie; he's always fixing his hair
Jhonerie by ikissedasunflower February 11, 2018
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jhonvernie by hmpktsksz June 8, 2021
jhenverly
Jhenverly Garma She is one lovable person you've ever met. She is so kind that most of the people take advantage and being taken for granted for a number of people. She is innocent and a little bit needs of confident. She is loud when she laugh yet it is one of the way she express about herself, she love helping people and her beauty was outstanding. I imagine falling fo her for a billion times. She is onky for Rene Lovedorial
jhenverly by ShadowMonarch05 June 7, 2021
Jhonser
A sweet, sensitive guy, laughs a lot, has a big heart and is very caring. A freak in the sheets, romantic, loves to have fun, plays sports and loves to be affectionate. The nicest guy you will ever meet. If you meet Jhonser, never let him go.
Jhonser by Stephhh1234 November 24, 2021
Jonversation
An awkward conversation where you feel extremely guilty for throwing your relationship in the face of someone who seems to like you, and they end up taking everything to a whole new serious level that you never expected it to escalate to.
White chick #1: OMG I just had the worst Jonversation ever with Myan.
White chick #2: No way girl, my Jonversation with Radden spiraled out of control faster than a no-show brunch date with endless mimosas.
White chick #2: No way girl, my Jonversation with Radden spiraled out of control faster than a no-show brunch date with endless mimosas.
Jonversation by canned_laughs June 12, 2016
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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