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jerryleecooper 

a. A self-proclaimed "computer guru" that gained a cult following after his ZDNet forum postings made the front page of Digg. See his fan website at jerryleecooper.com

b. The name for one who believes solely in the power of Microsoft. Denoucing Apple Inc. and completely ignorant of Linux.
JerryLeeCooper: "Vista is far more powerful than windows XP, and runs twice as fast. It is also much harder to pirate."
"Its clearly evident that Vista is the future. One only has to watch TV for a short period of time and see the advertising."
"Are you saying that this linux can run on a computer without windows underneath it, at all ? As in, without a boot disk, without any drivers, and without any services?
That sounds preposterous to me."
jerryleecooper by SteveHo January 21, 2008
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You are Jezrel
Jezrel by anonymous June 9, 2021
They're that kind of person who you can relay on, they're kind.. But also tough
They're soft hearted person. She can help u in any ways
She love music a lot

And a talented person
If u need help go to jesryl
jesryl by Treatthembetter. June 8, 2021
A word combined from French “je” means “I”and English word “real”, thus jeryl means “I am real”.
I may not be the man that you dreamed about, but I’m here jeryl.
jeryl by Quibin June 7, 2021
Jesryl is very sweet. Once you get to know her she's really caring and loving.
Jesryl is a crybaby when it comes to her loved one.

You're lucky if you know someone named Jesryl. Jesryl loves wholeheartedly and she'll do everything to protect you.

Take good care of a friend named Jesryl.

She's hard to find.
Jesryl is happy when you're happy.
Jesryl by paradox0097 June 8, 2021
A person who is shy, has money, and works more than anything else. He usually isn't seen around many ladies, and is usually a one girl kind of guy. Most Jerryls' stay virgins longer than the average American, but turn out to be really romantic in the bedroom. All in all, these men are real gentlemen.
Person 1: Dude! you've never had a girlfriend, you've never had sex, you've never even been on a date! Whats your problem?!

Person 2: i like to consider myself a "Jerryl" if you know what i mean. Women like that!
Jerryl by CoffeeBlack2012 September 17, 2012
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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