Jewta

Jewish whore

Paul tried to score some hot ass but all he could get was a cheap Jewta

by CottageGuy November 26, 2020

jewta

a person who’s a Jew but shits there pants

you must’ve Jewta your pants

by DickensWife September 4, 2020

jetta theory

The theory that states there's a 8 out of ten chance that the driver of a vw jetta is a hot female

I got up to the light to find a smokin hot chick driving. Proving the jetta theory.

by Red Rockafella December 11, 2013

Jewbaca

A large, loud, harry, out-of-contol jew. Like chewbaca, if chewy was jewish.

-AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
-Shut-up Michael, you dam jewbaca.

by Bogrov December 14, 2009

jewart

1. someone who lives with their parents and only spends money on video games, vaseline, and tissues.
2. someone who has well developed finger and/or wrist muscles as a result of constantly counting their money, playing video games, and masturbating.
3. the reincarnation of a roman tax collector.

That jewart had an $11 tab and only paid $10! WTF?

How was your date with Matt?
Fuck that jewart, he didn't even pay for my meal and he tipped with monopoly money.

Be careful around that jewart, his horns are deceptively sharp.

by terry twillstein December 13, 2008

Jentastic

a sensation one feels in the presence of a beautiful smart girl that is named Jen. The feeling is one of numbness and awe.

John gets a jentastic sensation everytime this one girl named Jen is nearby.

by John Duckworth May 18, 2008

jewbagel supreme

Jewbagel supreme; the phrase is derived from three words. It is used as an insult. It is a upgraded form of jewbagel. Its twice the insult of jewbagel.

Donnie; Kyle is such a jewbagel supreme for not taking that caddy off the jump.

by DonnieDD January 15, 2011