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He is known to many as a beast. He's a nigga from the east. Incredibly giant black man, but sometimes confused for a Lebanese child. Glasses? Usually. If a Jewrad's eyes are working properly, meaning his contacts have been properly lubed up, then you will not see him with glasses. This is never the case.

Some characteristics of the Jewrad: playing stupid Jewrad jokes on his friends, mumbling stupid Jewrad phrases that don't amount to anything, getting piss drunk and overanalyzing the war in Iraq with stupid Jewrad friends, tells stupid Jewrad stories that seem a little bit unbelievable, but then backs those stories up with even more stupid Jewrad unbelievable stories.

A Jewrad is not afraid to cry at any time of departure.

You know you know a Jewrad if:

You have been asked to call back a different number because his phone is dead.
You find one or more articles of clothing at your house that clearly belong to a Lebanese boy.

You are staring in the face of strong, intimidating, magical, black, sexual, welcoming, confused, scared, sad, chocolate death.
Hari: "Jewrad! How is going on man?"
Jewrad: "Shut the fuck up! I'm a nigga from the east."
Jewrad by DomeHome October 21, 2010
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Slavery; Forcing JEWS to row boats.

Or something like that.
Markell: GABE get to Jewrowing son!
Gabe: Damn you
Jewrow by Hurrah September 14, 2009

Jewrangutan 

A jewish person who resembles an ape. a combination of Jew, and Orangutan
Person 1: Look at that jew, he looks like an ape!
Person 2: Yeah, he's a total Jewrangutan.
Slavery; Forcing jews to row boats.

Or something like that.
Markella: GABE get to Jewrowing son!
Gabe: Damn you
Jewrow by Hurrah September 14, 2009
An old pickup truck, preferably from the early late 80's-90's, driven by a dirty high school senior that wears ragged work boots and stained jeans to school every single day.
Landon: Hey sam, what do you drive to school?"
Sam: Oh, i drive 'round in nat ol' Jewhawh out dere."
jewhawh by Sam the Jewhawh Driver January 24, 2017
laser beams that jewish people shoot out of their eyes so that they can somehow save money on everything and have a better life that everyone else.
Alex: "Due im not paying 5oo bucks for that TV"
Nate: "Dont worry man ill just use my jewray and itll only be 9.95"
Alex: "Sweet man"
jewray by yelsom8 March 15, 2008