Gabe is not an actual human. He is a pigeon wearing a human skin. But you can easily see the truth by a Gabes behavior. They will make loud pigeon noises, and usually with no reason. They do this because they don't understand the human thing you are doing, so they try do distract/confuse you with pigeon thing you don't understand. They will also steal all of your food. ALL OF IT. So if you fear that a Gabe is around, hide your food. These are the main 2 signs of a Gabe, but there are many more. The best way to tell is if you see a human with pigeon habits. Please protect yourself.
Dude, why is that guy acting so weird?
He's probably a Gabe
OMG, HE LOOKED AT US!!!!!!!!! RUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
(insert Gabe making Pigeon noises here)
He's probably a Gabe
OMG, HE LOOKED AT US!!!!!!!!! RUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
(insert Gabe making Pigeon noises here)
by turtle-tot October 24, 2018
Gabe is a gabe. The true definition of a Gabe is that they are gabe, and nothing else. Other forms of Gabe are unreal as it is just gabe.
by HolyChonger December 04, 2017
by Lil K00K October 25, 2019
by JUst GAbe November 09, 2020
Gabe is Gabe. He merely exists. Passively traveling wherever the universe takes him. Nothing but a hunk of molecules and proteins basking in the truths of life. Gabe knows why we're here, what life means, but he will not tell an unworthy rat such as you or I. He is Gabe.
you: "Hey! Hey Gabe!"
gabe:...
you: "I wish to be bestowed in your power of everlasting knowledge and wisdom!"
gabe: "You are unworthy"
*Gabe then proceeds to smite your ass and you disintegrate into pure nothingness.*
gabe:...
you: "I wish to be bestowed in your power of everlasting knowledge and wisdom!"
gabe: "You are unworthy"
*Gabe then proceeds to smite your ass and you disintegrate into pure nothingness.*
by demoncheese November 01, 2022
Gabe is usually a boy with brown eyes and the cutest smile. He’s usually shy and a bit moody but when you get to know him he’s funny and loves to make others laugh. He tends to be a lil unsure of himself and seeks others validation.Gabe will always put others first before himself, which makes him a great friend or partner. He’s loyal,sexy and lights up a room. They are also wild and yet, bashful. If you complement a Gabe they usually can’t say thank you without blushing.
Gabe’s full name is usually Gabriel which comes from One of the most important angels if God who brought good news! He truly lives up to his name.
Gabe’s are born leaders, if they can see their full potential.
If you know a Gabe, keep him. You will have a devoted life long friend or companion.
Gabe’s full name is usually Gabriel which comes from One of the most important angels if God who brought good news! He truly lives up to his name.
Gabe’s are born leaders, if they can see their full potential.
If you know a Gabe, keep him. You will have a devoted life long friend or companion.
That boy Gabe is so good to his mother. I bet he will make a great husband when he grows up.
Have you seen the new guy, Gabe? He is the sexiest boy I’ve ever seen!
Have you seen the new guy, Gabe? He is the sexiest boy I’ve ever seen!
by Ms.Thang1027 July 20, 2018
A very good looking person who loves gaming and is very smart. You can rarely find games in North America. A Gabe has a strong sense of humour that can make someone's day. If you have found a Gabe, you must value of it and care for it the rest of your life. Gabes are quite awesome.
by E_is_for_me May 10, 2012