jewmosexual 

A Jewish homosexual.

I'm Jewish and a homosexual, therefore I am a Jewmosexual

jewmosexual by Erock7566 September 3, 2013

Jewmosexual  

A crossbreed between a jew and a homosexual, both of which many hate.

"The Jewmosexual teabagged Chuck Norris."

Kid-"Mommy, that penny pinching man with the purse scares me."
Mother-"Dont be startled, when you're older they'll be all over"
Kid-"But mommy, what are they?"
Mother-"Son, I wanted to wait 'til you were older but...they're crossbred homos jews."

Jewmosexual by Jesus666777 November 25, 2007

Jewmosexual  

A crossbreed between a jew and a homosexual, both of which many hate.

The Jewmosexual teabagged Chuck Norris.

Kid-"Mommy, that penny pinching man with the purse scares me."
Mother-"Dont be startled, when you're older they'll be all over."
Kid-"But mommy, what are they?"
Mother-"Son, I wanted to wait 'til you were older but...they're crossbred homo jews."

Jewmosexual by Jesus666777 November 25, 2007

jenosexual 

Jenozens don't want boyfriends or girlfriends, they want Lee Jeno and only LEE JENO

me: i'm not straight, i'm jenosexual

jenosexual by jeno's_doll October 12, 2020

jetrosexual

A term coined by Virgin Airlines. They are people who use a plane on almost daily basis, usually for work, but sometimes for leisure (i nthat case replace days with weeks). The Jetrosexual must follow 11 commandments, which are as follows:

11. Thou Shalt have thine passport ready to go at a moments notice.

10. Thou shalt have a favorite airport and be prepared to explain why it is thine fave.

9. Thou shalt not be a Chatty Cathy with thine seatmate.

8. Thou shalt never hold up the security line.

7. Thou shalt be able to order a beer in six different languages

6. Thou shalt respect the five minute rule when using thine lavatory.

5. Thou shalt be able to pack a week's worth of clothes in a single carry-on bag.

4. Thou shalt not own one of those inflatable neck pillows.

3. Thou shalt have at least one passport stamp from a country that now goes by a different name.

2. Thou shalt travel Economy class, on rare occasions, just to keep thine self humble.

1. Thou shalt leave terra firma behind in order to move business and culture forward.

Forget being a Metrosexual or Ubersexual. Me, I'm Jetrosexual

jetrosexual by Interitus July 21, 2008

joemosexual

Any person named Joe who is of questionable sexual orientation. Usually refering to the fact that they might be, or are acting gay.

Dude, that guy is such a joemosexual.

joemosexual by Blackie69 December 23, 2007

jomosexual 

a gay member of any group of friends named Joe. The jomosexual isnt a rare species, and its natural habitat is your close group of friends

Last night I was hanging out with the fellas when Jomosexual showed up and queered up the night.

jomosexual by jdot May 19, 2006