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jewmosexual 

I'm Jewish and a homosexual, therefore I am a Jewmosexual
jewmosexual by Erock7566 September 3, 2013

jersexual 

A type of sexual preference, in which a person has the urge to wank to trees.
Jerry the jersexual ripped off his pants and smiled at the tree seductively.
jersexual by raz999 July 12, 2014

Jerrysexual 

A deep, innate sexual attraction to Jerry that overrides all other sexual orientations because Jerry is irresistible.
Yeah, I'm a Jerrysexual. I used to be straight but then I witnessed the beauty of our Lord Jerry.
Jerrysexual by Erwin DePanda May 14, 2021

Hermasexual 

noun, slang for homosexual. Usually spoken by fat retarded evangelical Christians when denouncing homosexuality. Common among those living in the southern states. The term "hermasexual" is frequently associated with a string of drool extending from the corner of speaker's mouth. Perfected by Paul Hagee.
"If you don't repent you'll be sent to hell, with all of the murderers, child molesters, hermasexuals, and single mothers."
Hermasexual by Godlesscommie February 23, 2008

Jeromesexual 

People in love with Jerome Valeska are called Jeromesexual
My orientation is Jeromesexual
Jeromesexual by Nskakaka January 1, 2021

Jettasexual 

(n.) A man whose masculinity is compromised by driving a Volkswagon.
(adj.) Pertaining to the effeminacy of men who drive Volkswagon automobiles.
(n.) Guy 1: I totally bombed out my new Jetta. Got a Bose surround Quad with a sub. Even got a DMB sticker for the back!
Guy 2: Spoken like a true Jettasexual.

(adj.) A jettasexual friend of mine recently got a ticket speeding in his convertible bug.
Jettasexual by TommyOkktane January 15, 2004