Jewlyan

the best person in the world

i think jewlyan is the best person in the world.

by jewlyan dillard January 20, 2022

Jellyann

A very good friend you can lean on. She is politically and historically active. She is trustworthy with all your secrets. But beware when she gets angry!

Jellyann is so admirable!

by Sparkling beauty_01 June 7, 2021

Jewlander

The spectacular sequel to the blockbuster hit Zoolander. In this film jewish Ben Stiller plays Zoolander, who is a model. In this film, Zoolander models Kippahs and Tzizits over skin-tight, leather body suits.

Guy 1: Have you seen Jewlander yet?
Guy 2: Have I? That movie is Jewtastic!

by GodsInfantry June 17, 2010

Jewlian

A mocking term for anyone named Julian who may act stingy at times.

Julian: Sure, i'll get you a present for your birthday, but you'll have to pay for it yourself.

Me: You are such a Jewlian!

by Lycheee December 17, 2012

Jewliance

An alliance of people of Jewish decent.

Our next Jewliance meeting will consist of planning out how we are going to make a lot of money on our next project.

"Our Jewliance meeting will be at four o'clock today guys..."

by Klyde Frog February 13, 2009

Jewland

the land from which Jewish people hail when they do not want to admit being from any real country.

Richard although actually of Russian heritage, claimed to be from Jewland because he didn't understand the concept of geography.

by Liz January 3, 2004

JewLane

A name given to Tulane University for the excessive number of JAPy bitches and jewish people.

Where do you go to school?
Tulane
Oh you mean Jewlane

by perlnit April 21, 2005