Jewlas

The action of acting like a jew.

"Silas is acting like a real jew at the moment! He's being a true Jewlas!"

by Hawk2Uh February 8, 2025

JEWASS

TIPICAL JEWISH FEMALE

MY WIFE ZVIA IS A JEWASS

by $tan the window man December 13, 2010

Jewlander

The spectacular sequel to the blockbuster hit Zoolander. In this film jewish Ben Stiller plays Zoolander, who is a model. In this film, Zoolander models Kippahs and Tzizits over skin-tight, leather body suits.

Guy 1: Have you seen Jewlander yet?
Guy 2: Have I? That movie is Jewtastic!

by GodsInfantry June 17, 2010

jewlace

the neckless worn by jews to symblize their jewness

Mark: Dude what are you wearin man?
Ben: Dude its my jewlace

by ben frank February 29, 2008

jewmas

What jews do when the rest of the world celebrates christmas:

1. go to the movies
2. go to a chinese restaurant

why? these are the only places open!

Jewmas this year will be <i>Night of the Living Dead</i>, <i>Death Bed: The Bed That Eats</i>, <i>Bad Santa</i>, and then dinner at Hou Long.

by backfisch December 20, 2004

Jewlisp

The word you use when every conversation you are in revolves about Jewish people.

My life is focused around Jewlisps, you know?

by donald trump is real 922 March 28, 2017

jewlahoop

A hoolahoop shapped like the Star of David.

Stan: What is that?
Brian: It's a jewlahoop, it's a hoolahoop for Jewish kids.
Stan: Oh, I get it, it looks like the Star of David.

by drunkstu80 February 2, 2008