Jewlado

a person who has one parent that is Jewish and the other being a non-Jew. Half-Jewish

Sally: My mom is Jewish but my dad is catholic.

Ron: Well that makes you Jewlado.

by butch the hack pig February 2, 2009

jewnado

When a jew freaks out about you asking them for spare change to cover a purchase.

After I asked Mr. Goldstein for quarter to cover my lunch, he went on a jewnado, ranting and raving about how I should be fiscally responsible for myself.

by mujazzman May 8, 2008

jewlahoop

A hoolahoop shapped like the Star of David.

Stan: What is that?
Brian: It's a jewlahoop, it's a hoolahoop for Jewish kids.
Stan: Oh, I get it, it looks like the Star of David.

by drunkstu80 February 2, 2008

Jewnado

When it get's windy in Israel

Hey Geoff did you see that Jewnado

by Spagoot August 15, 2017