jewish mother 

an unstoppable force of nature that will feed you, pamper you, and pester you at the slightest provocation. known to spout Yiddish randomly.

be warned: if you come to my house, you WILL leave with a full stomach and a bag of leftovers.

jewish mother by Shwaggy February 13, 2004

jewish mother 

a mother of the jewish religion who is overly uptight, protective and complains a lot

Mom, stop making me eat. I don't need a coat. your such a jewish mother.

jewish mother by spamee January 28, 2004

jewish mother 

combining of "Mother fucker" or "mofo" (to represent hatred towards the other person) with the term "jewish" (to represent the cheapness of the other person)

Nick: Hey i just finished work

Andrew: Want to go to McDonalds?

Nick: No, i got no money...

Andrew: You jewish mother!

jewish mother by BBBOOOOOOIIISSSTTT October 25, 2012

Jewish Mother Syndrome 

Known short for JMS, it is an affliction where generally young, Jewish women begin taking on many characteristics of a married, older Jewish mother.

Avi: I think my girlfriend has Jewish Mother Syndrome.
Chaim: What would make you say that?
Avi: Well when I don't eat her cooking she guilts me by asking if I think I'm too good for her.
Chaim: Bummer, man. Dump her for a shiksa.

Jewish Mother Syndrome by hipsterjew March 15, 2010

Lazy Ass Mother Fucking Jewish Wanna Be Nigger 

A white person who is lazy and cheats his or her way through life. They also are extremely cheap with money and always ask other people for rides everywhere. These white people also make it there mission in life to be as close to a Nigger as possible without Actually being black.

"dude Tisza is such a Lazy Ass Mother Fucking Jewish Wanna Be Nigger.

Lazy Ass Mother Fucking Jewish Wanna Be Nigger by Dudeman56 November 6, 2011