jewish mother
an unstoppable force of nature that will feed you, pamper you, and pester you at the slightest provocation. known to spout Yiddish randomly.
jewish mother by Shwaggy February 13, 2004
jewish mother
jewish mother by spamee January 28, 2004
jewish mother
combining of "Mother fucker" or "mofo" (to represent hatred towards the other person) with the term "jewish" (to represent the cheapness of the other person)
Nick: Hey i just finished work
Andrew: Want to go to McDonalds?
Nick: No, i got no money...
Andrew: You jewish mother!
Andrew: Want to go to McDonalds?
Nick: No, i got no money...
Andrew: You jewish mother!
jewish mother by BBBOOOOOOIIISSSTTT October 25, 2012
Jewish Mother Syndrome
Known short for JMS, it is an affliction where generally young, Jewish women begin taking on many characteristics of a married, older Jewish mother.
Avi: I think my girlfriend has Jewish Mother Syndrome.
Chaim: What would make you say that?
Avi: Well when I don't eat her cooking she guilts me by asking if I think I'm too good for her.
Chaim: Bummer, man. Dump her for a shiksa.
Chaim: What would make you say that?
Avi: Well when I don't eat her cooking she guilts me by asking if I think I'm too good for her.
Chaim: Bummer, man. Dump her for a shiksa.
Jewish Mother Syndrome by hipsterjew March 15, 2010
Lazy Ass Mother Fucking Jewish Wanna Be Nigger
A white person who is lazy and cheats his or her way through life. They also are extremely cheap with money and always ask other people for rides everywhere. These white people also make it there mission in life to be as close to a Nigger as possible without Actually being black.
Lazy Ass Mother Fucking Jewish Wanna Be Nigger by Dudeman56 November 6, 2011
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.