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Hitting a Chinese restaurant and going to the movies because they're the only places open on Christmas.
Christmas is expensive. Jewish Christmas costs less than twenty bucks per head and you're not stuck with crappy gifts.
by turtlemouth November 16, 2006
Happy St. Patties Day!
Chinese food and a movie. That's it.
person one: What are you doing this Christmas?

person two: What do you think? Its gonna be a Jewish Christmas!
by Swimgirl202 January 30, 2012
Happy St. Patties Day!
On christmas, Jews go out to the movies and, after, eat chinese food .
No presents.
No trees.

and no santa.
Catholic Boy: Yaaaaaay Santa came to my house and gave me a unicorn and a fire truck!

Jewish Boy: All I did was eat Kung Poo Chicken all night... It was a Jewish Christmas... and I'm going to go cry myself to sleep now.
by iknowwhatsup69 November 29, 2010
Happy St. Patties Day!