Jewian

A Jewish person,who also has Asianheritage. To my knowledge, only me, my brother and my mom are Jewian's.

Wow, that's the first jewian i've ever seen!

by Shu November 14, 2003

jelian

a wonderful young lady , who is funny and weird and sometimes a little annoying

wow she’s a jelian !

by jelian May 6, 2018

Jewmando

Jewish Commando, Expertise in hiding within attics, under floorboards, secret rooms and hollowed out walls, Hired present day by the U.S. Army to infiltrate Swedish facilities. Highly active paramilitary group in World War 2.

General: "That's it, call out the Green Berets, send in the Jewmandos."

by Jaskansan October 2, 2010

Jewmanitarian

A highly regarded member of the jewish faith who is revered for his aljewistic efforts and his remarkable ability to mench-press more than most.

Ari: Did you hear about this man, Saul Moskowitz?

David: I did hear of this man, Saul, you speak of. Isn't he the one who single-handedly mench-pressed 7 Rabbis ?

Ari: Yes, this is the same man we have been talking about.

David: Quite the Jewmanitarian this Saul Moskowitz we have been speaking of, is!

by Gorilla Adam March 1, 2010

Jelianne

A sexy thick girl who is so fucking funny and is 100% girlfriend material. She gives the best hugs and she loves cuddles. Jelianne is the best twerker you will know and dancer. She is normally really nice and friendly but when you know her and she gets comfortable around you she gets more funny and sarcasm increases by 10000% she is also very weird and crazy.

Yo man you should get yourself a Jelianne she got all in one thick body

by Asianeyes;)) August 18, 2018

Jewban

One who has a parent of Cuban heritage and another parent of Jewish decent. A fairly popular combination in South Florida.

Most of my friends at Miami Senior High School are Jewbans.

by Denise Fernandez April 6, 2005

Jewlander

The spectacular sequel to the blockbuster hit Zoolander. In this film jewish Ben Stiller plays Zoolander, who is a model. In this film, Zoolander models Kippahs and Tzizits over skin-tight, leather body suits.

Guy 1: Have you seen Jewlander yet?
Guy 2: Have I? That movie is Jewtastic!

by GodsInfantry June 17, 2010