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JewJitzu by Long Island Stew February 12, 2008
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One day a jewish doctor attempted to seize a bank. Fortunately, he was sent into a daze after he was attacked by an expert of jewjitsu.
jewjitsu by Malcolm Turntable June 18, 2009
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Jewjitsu by Jewjitsuconesuer February 3, 2021
Jewjitsu'd
To get robbed, ripped off, or to be financially taken advantage of. A variation of getting Jewed usually referred to if done by force but can also be used if someone outsmarts or hustles you.
Shmuck1: Dude Sally Schwartzanucker totally jewjitsu'd me!
Shmuck2: How So?
Shmuck1: she told me she would sell me an amazon firestick for only twenty bucks so I sent her the guap and she literally send me a stick from the amazon that was on fire!
Shmuck2: Wow she's clever while still being honest, that's a rarity these days, lemme get her digits
Shmuck1: I called her to try and get my money back but the numbers disconnected.
Shmuck2: How So?
Shmuck1: she told me she would sell me an amazon firestick for only twenty bucks so I sent her the guap and she literally send me a stick from the amazon that was on fire!
Shmuck2: Wow she's clever while still being honest, that's a rarity these days, lemme get her digits
Shmuck1: I called her to try and get my money back but the numbers disconnected.
Jewjitsu'd by NoBull ServeAnt June 13, 2018
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The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
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