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JewCoin

Any Small Amount Of A Generally Accepted Currency.
Bob: I would like a dumpling please.
Employee: Then give 14 JewCoins please.
Bob: Here are The JewCoins Now give dumpling bro.
by GeeveDumplingBro July 14, 2011
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Jewcon

to con someone with being as shiesty as possible so that you make out not just the best and with the most to gain - but do it in a way that they have no idea what happened and think its a greatest thing since sliced matzah?(...ok bread)!
Lets get our JEWCON on and make some monies!

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Dont you jewcon me - i see whats going on here...
by Bonzo420 February 12, 2009
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Jewpoint

A jewpoint is reached when a Jew runs out of money and becomes exceedingly greedier, angry, sweaty and rude - that is a jewpoint. Caution must be taken when you're around a Jew who reached their jewpoint.
My God did you see Esther that day? She was full on angry, rude and bitch. What was up?

She reached her jewpoint. Probably was out of money and was pissed about it. That's what happens when you reach your jewpoint.
by avialae January 22, 2014
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Jewboinz

Slang for specialized side-burns, similar to Rabbis. Also a nickname
Someone: Hey! A.G. is here!
Someone else: Jewboinz!
by darcy mcgee December 17, 2008
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jewcoon

a kid that has rings around his eyes and is greedy at lunch
the jewcoon is gredy at lunch
by wbw756 April 11, 2009
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jewcount

A Jewish discount.
A discount not even worth mentioning.
Of little to no discount.
Jewcount example - Lou trying to sell homemade cookies..

Lou: "In terms of price: normally, boxes will retail for $3.95 each + delivery (each box has 10 x 10gm cookies). HOWEVER, on the day of the contest, as well as having some samples for you guys to try, I will be doing a special of $3.80 per box."

Markos's reply: "I wish you hadn't given such a large discout Lou, with the 15c saving, queues are starting to form already.

Anybody queing up at PTC to secure cookies at a huge discount rate, please do so on the easement to avoid congestion out the front of the gym.

Camping facilities are available."
by GHOSTrun September 4, 2009
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jewpoint

A point or stance you take on the Holocaust or jews in general.
Im pretty sure that translates to "Lets finish the jews off"
although I dont agree with this Jewpoint, im calling it as I see it
by tdigitty January 18, 2008
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