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to con someone with being as shiesty as possible so that you make out not just the best and with the most to gain - but do it in a way that they have no idea what happened and think its a greatest thing since sliced matzah?(...ok bread)!
Lets get our JEWCON on and make some monies!

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Dont you jewcon me - i see whats going on here...
Jewcon by Bonzo420 February 12, 2009
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Jew Coon 

A sad combination of a Jew and a black; Can most often be used as an insult.
Gavin shut the hell up you god damn jew coon!!!
Jew Coon by TJ Lehel January 18, 2009
Any Small Amount Of A Generally Accepted Currency.
Bob: I would like a dumpling please.
Employee: Then give 14 JewCoins please.
Bob: Here are The JewCoins Now give dumpling bro.
JewCoin by GeeveDumplingBro July 14, 2011

jewcount 

A Jewish discount.
A discount not even worth mentioning.
Of little to no discount.
Jewcount example - Lou trying to sell homemade cookies..

Lou: "In terms of price: normally, boxes will retail for $3.95 each + delivery (each box has 10 x 10gm cookies). HOWEVER, on the day of the contest, as well as having some samples for you guys to try, I will be doing a special of $3.80 per box."

Markos's reply: "I wish you hadn't given such a large discout Lou, with the 15c saving, queues are starting to form already.

Anybody queing up at PTC to secure cookies at a huge discount rate, please do so on the easement to avoid congestion out the front of the gym.

Camping facilities are available."
jewcount by GHOSTrun September 4, 2009
Jewcon is an event for Nazis who like to burn Jews
Carl: “wanna go to jewcon”
Bob: “hell yeah, I’ve been practicing my cooking skills”

jewcoolpool 

When a group of jewish Christians combine to be the jew crew
The dolphins eye is the lizards tongue is the spaghetti monsters meat balls (jewcoolpool)
jewcoolpool by Thejewofall November 27, 2017