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jewcoon

a kid that has rings around his eyes and is greedy at lunch
the jewcoon is gredy at lunch
by wbw756 April 11, 2009
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Jewcon

to con someone with being as shiesty as possible so that you make out not just the best and with the most to gain - but do it in a way that they have no idea what happened and think its a greatest thing since sliced matzah?(...ok bread)!
Lets get our JEWCON on and make some monies!

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Dont you jewcon me - i see whats going on here...
by Bonzo420 February 12, 2009
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Jew Coon

A sad combination of a Jew and a black; Can most often be used as an insult.
by TJ Lehel January 18, 2009
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JewCoin

Any Small Amount Of A Generally Accepted Currency.
Bob: I would like a dumpling please.
Employee: Then give 14 JewCoins please.
Bob: Here are The JewCoins Now give dumpling bro.
by GeeveDumplingBro July 14, 2011
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jewcount

A Jewish discount.
A discount not even worth mentioning.
Of little to no discount.
Jewcount example - Lou trying to sell homemade cookies..

Lou: "In terms of price: normally, boxes will retail for $3.95 each + delivery (each box has 10 x 10gm cookies). HOWEVER, on the day of the contest, as well as having some samples for you guys to try, I will be doing a special of $3.80 per box."

Markos's reply: "I wish you hadn't given such a large discout Lou, with the 15c saving, queues are starting to form already.

Anybody queing up at PTC to secure cookies at a huge discount rate, please do so on the easement to avoid congestion out the front of the gym.

Camping facilities are available."
by GHOSTrun September 4, 2009
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Jewcon

Jewcon is an event for Nazis who like to burn Jews
Carl: “wanna go to jewcon”
Bob: “hell yeah, I’ve been practicing my cooking skills”
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jewcoolpool

When a group of jewish Christians combine to be the jew crew
The dolphins eye is the lizards tongue is the spaghetti monsters meat balls (jewcoolpool)
by Thejewofall November 27, 2017
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