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One who pays his friends in dimes and nickels for amounts over a dollar.
Jack: Hey where's my money hoe *hands him a dollar in nickels*
Jim: Hey, this is Jew money bitch. DO I LOOK LIKE A JEW.
Jew money by Jer3 March 30, 2005

quick as a jew dropping money 

a term meaning something thats fast which uses the sterotype of jews being tight with money.
i was out of that door as quick as a jew picking up a dollar off the floor
quick as a jew dropping money by pop November 21, 2004

Jew bag money 

When someone starts to acquire a lot of currency. (Most likely not spending money either)
Wow Jake has really been getting that jew bag money lately.
Jew bag money by Beetjuice February 15, 2025

money grabbing jew shyster 

A term used to describe someone who is cheap. Derived from the stereotype that Jews are cheap.
Can be heard used as a derogatory term in the movie "Pretty Persuasion", where Evan Rachel Woods' character insults a Jewish classmate.
"At least my dad's not a money grabbing Jew shyster!
Jack is such a money grabbing jew shyster! He just got that big raise and I make minimum wage but he still refuses to spend $10 to take me to a movie!

JewMoneys 

Dollars that have been aquired through extremely Jewy tatics.
Mostly in the stealing of pennys.
Micah gets jumpy when ShiftyNiggers come around his JewMoneys!
JewMoneys by blackstar450 April 21, 2009
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