jew eat 

common to "jew call me". Jew eat is how most people ask "did you eat".

"jew eat yet?"
"no. jew?"

jew eat by Adrian C November 6, 2006

Jew eat 

The Southern (USA) way to say "Did you eat?"

I'm hungry!

Jew eat yet?

Jew eat by Mike Comanche March 4, 2009

Jew eat? 

Compressed phrase that means "Did you eat?" often heard as "Jew eat?" by particularly sensitive and/or peculiarly paranoid people of the Jewish persuasion, especially when asked by a goy (non-Jew). "Jew eat?" syndrome was first exposed to mass culture by Woody Allen in his Oscar-winning film "Annie Hall" (1977).

Alvy Singer (Woody Allen) to his calm friend Rob (Tony Roberts):

"You know, I was having lunch with some guys from NBC, so I said, 'Did you eat yet or what?' And Tom Christie said, 'No, JEW?' Not 'Did you?'...JEW eat? JEW? You get it? JEW eat?"

-- Woody Allen, screenplay for "Annie Hall"

Jew eat? by Tummy AuGratin February 27, 2006

bagel eating jew 

A person of Jewish ethnicity who does not actively practice Judaism

Guy 1 I practice Judaism all the time
Guy 2 I'm a bagel eating jew

bagel eating jew by Jarwell September 17, 2016

Bacon Eating Jew

1. n. A person who is Jewish, but does not closely follow the traditions or dietary restrictions of the Jewish faith. A member of the Reform Movement.

2. n. A Jewish person who eats bacon.

Q: Why is Paul here tonight? It's Rosh Hashanah. Isn't he Jewish?
A: Yes, but Paul is a Bacon Eating Jew.

Bacon Eating Jew by Tagz November 2, 2010

bagle eating jew 

A person of Jewish ethnicity who does not actively practice Judaism.

Did you see him at synagogue last week?

No. He's a bagle eating jew.

bagle eating jew by Deanthejew February 4, 2016

Jeweate

Verb
To steal, cheat or otherwise materially take something from another with preconceived mal-intent

"Dammit Ryan, did you just jeweate my sandwich?"

Jeweate by DRAID April 22, 2009