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Jew Cock 

A very large penis common to the Jewish male
Oh my God! Your huge Jew Cock is coming out my nose!! - Random bitch
Jew Cock by EmperorPilaf88 May 5, 2008
A female that is stingy with her significant others cock. Will not let him have intercourse with anyone else
50 Cent is such a cock jew
cock jew by Anonymous March 9, 2003

cock sucking jew 

A dirty jew that needs to be cooked in an oven and jews do not come home from camp unlike a boy scout and the pezza comes out of a oven unlike a jew
David you are a cock sucking jew for dating daniel. Rachael daniels mom says when she get hur wtf cock suckin jew bitch.

Cummy Cock Slap Jew Rap Dick Fap 

The act of a jewish male, while rapping, he simultaneously takes his cock out, and after profusely rigging his mast, he lets it fly free, straight into a more 'free spirited' females face, ejaculating on her cheeks as he slaps her.

Such an act is rarely occurs.
Bob: Did you see that cummy cock slap jew rap dick fap Steven gave Keri at the party? It was a HARDCORE throttle.

Dave: Yeah, her cheek looked like strawberry shortcake.
Adj

When something or someone does something wrong in a dumb way and backwards way(or use it to describe anything and everything)
Marks salad is jewcocked because it has ketchup on it.
jewcocked by Jewcock2000 January 7, 2023
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