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Curly haired Portuguese guy named Bruno
Man Bruno is being such a freaking Bean Jew
bean jew by Bean jewy January 6, 2018

jew beanie 

That cool little hat that the Jews wear; stated in Mac Hall
Can i have one of your Jew Beanie's?!?!?!

NO
jew beanie by Smitty Joe May 30, 2005

jew beanie 

no such thing. is a yarmulke. pronounced YAH-muh-cuh
dont ever use jew beanie. jew beanie is bad.
put on your yarmulke, here comes hannukah. you should never use jew beanie.
jew beanie by thejew06 March 6, 2007

Beaner Jew 

A Beaner Jew is a team killing fucktard on Halo, a friend who interrupts two drunk girls when they are making out because he is such a fucking idiot, or is someone you love to make fun of but keep running out of tasteful names for.
Note: a Beaner Jew can be any color or have any religion.
Jacobs such a fucking Beaner Jew! Can you believe that he told those two hot lesbians at the party last night to close the door because they were "Making to much noise"?
Beaner Jew by jlklt1 February 14, 2012

jewjewbean 

If Natalie Portman and Gael García Bernal had kids, they'd be jewjewbeans.
jewjewbean by j-bone27 October 11, 2009
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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