Jet-skiing
When someone who has consumed too much alcohol passes out and you ride their unconscious body down the nearest set of stairs. Incredibly fun unless you're the one unconscious.
Jet-skiing by mcniggleston January 30, 2012
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Jet-skiing
When a gurl holds your thighs like handlebars and rests your balls on her nose rassberrying your taint making you cum!!!
Jet-skiing by Kevin Reiterer December 4, 2017
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Jetskiing
"Last night my boyfriend was motorboating my boobs, and then he went down and started jetskiing my pussy too!"
Jetskiing
When you put your mouth on just one boob, make a sound like a jet-ski, and bob your head up and down to simulate a jet-ski hitting waves, flattening the boob out with your face each time you land. It's not quite a motorboat...it's a jet-ski.
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your missus assumes doggy position, taking hold of her wrists,slid down over her ass,pressing your puckered lips firmly against her pussy beging to blow a good firm rassberry whilst pulling her onto your face . now your jetskiing
jetskiing by phantom skier February 12, 2009
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