Jet Blued

An adjective used to describe that someone quit their job in a dramatic and legendary way.

Origin: In reference to Steven Slater, a disgruntled Jet Blue Flight Attendant, who quit his job by telling all the passengers on the plane to "go fuck themselves" over the PA system, deploying the emergency slide, then exiting the plane with a beer from the galley in-hand.

He totally Jet Blued.

Jet Blued by Seattle2010 August 10, 2010

JetBlued

Euphemistic way of expressing someone got screwed or ripped off.

Eptymology: Originated shortly after the February 2007 series of mistakes that lefts countless JetBlue customers stuck in airplanes and airport terminals for many hours.

Jack: Check out this amazing diamond ring I bought for my wife on the internet.
Steve: Bro, that's clealy a fake ring.
Jack: You're kidding right?
Steve: Nah, man. You got JetBlued.

JetBlued by Yahtzek March 3, 2007

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016