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Jesus-Titty-Fucking-Christ by Sean Brian Kirby October 8, 2005
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jesus titty fucking christ
jesus titty fucking christ by Dubious Skunk October 29, 2005
jesus titty fucking christ
A saying to show your astonishment, or to accent what you are saying. It can also be a totally random response to anything anyone says. It can also be to show disapproval.
jesus titty fucking christ by HOLYCRAP March 17, 2005
jesus titty fucking christ
jesus titty fucking christ by victor kung October 30, 2010
Jesus Titty Fucking Christ
Jesus Titty Fucking Christ by Polltang January 30, 2015
Jesus-Titty-Ass-Mother-Fucking-Christ
A statement similar to Jesus-Fucking-Christ that is often used in a situation of utter disbelief, shock or frustration. It is arguably blasphemy as well. Can be announced slowly and clearly to express disgust and hopelessness, or loud and fast to alert someone of an imminent disaster that will most likely end in catastrophe.
Also might be a sign of Tourette syndrome.
Also might be a sign of Tourette syndrome.
Jesus-Titty-Ass-Mother-Fucking-Christ by RebelJosh89 December 17, 2020
Jesus Titty Fucking Chris
Person 1: its my birthday today everyone is coming except you.
Person 2: why not?
Person 1:because i hate you
Person 2:... what did i do to you JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST
Person 2: why not?
Person 1:because i hate you
Person 2:... what did i do to you JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST
Jesus Titty Fucking Chris by person13579 February 10, 2009
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