Jesus-Titty-Fucking-Christ

Used - to great effect - by the boss in 'Team America - World Police.'

(Michael Moore enters)

"Jesus-titty-fucking-Christ!!!!"

(Ham flies everywhere)

Jesus-Titty-Fucking-Christ by Sean Brian Kirby October 8, 2005

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jesus titty fucking christ

Interjection. A stronger variation of jesus fucking christ. Used to express surprise or shock.

"Jesus titty fucking Christ!! That chick has a dick!"

jesus titty fucking christ by Dubious Skunk October 29, 2005

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jesus titty fucking christ

A saying to show your astonishment, or to accent what you are saying. It can also be a totally random response to anything anyone says. It can also be to show disapproval.

YOUR GAY? JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST I had no idea

jesus titty fucking christ by HOLYCRAP March 17, 2005

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jesus titty fucking christ

When the son of god consensually fucks the titties of another man named Christ in public.

Greggles: Jesus titty fucking christ!!! Jesus is titty fucking CHRIST!!!

jesus titty fucking christ by victor kung October 30, 2010

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Jesus Titty Fucking Christ

An expression of shock, fear or just plain surprise. Originating from the movie Team America.

Jesus Titty Fucking Christ!, don't scare me like that!

Jesus Titty Fucking Christ by Polltang January 30, 2015

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Jesus-Titty-Ass-Mother-Fucking-Christ

A statement similar to Jesus-Fucking-Christ that is often used in a situation of utter disbelief, shock or frustration. It is arguably blasphemy as well. Can be announced slowly and clearly to express disgust and hopelessness, or loud and fast to alert someone of an imminent disaster that will most likely end in catastrophe.
Also might be a sign of Tourette syndrome.

Jesus-Titty-Ass-Mother-Fucking-Christ! I almost died!

Jesus-Titty-Ass-Mother-Fucking-Christ by RebelJosh89 December 17, 2020

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Jesus Titty Fucking Chris

something you yell out when something annoying, stupid happens.

Person 1: its my birthday today everyone is coming except you.
Person 2: why not?
Person 1:because i hate you
Person 2:... what did i do to you JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST

Jesus Titty Fucking Chris by person13579 February 10, 2009

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