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1) The best way of saying "Jesus Christ" without offending god.

2) Sometimes used when someone surprises you
1) Bill: hey Bob, did u know we have to work tomorrow?

Bob: but tomorrow is a Sunday.

Bill: i know the boss is being a real douche.

Bob: Jesus Titties!


2) (douche bag lurking in the shadows jumps out and shouts: BOOOOOO!!!

Person: Jesus Titties!
by candyman7766453 August 05, 2008
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