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The Baby-Jesus Effect 

When your mates are losing so hard in trivia you do a shoey with sardines and beer to get back up to scratch

Cheers youngy
Boys were getting fucked up so I had to pull out The Baby-Jesus Effect

Jess effect 

The person who turns everything around then Pinterest friendly for the world to witness
She had an aura similar to the Jess effect
Jess effect by Grate creates December 1, 2021

Jess Effect 

When A Jess enters a situation her luck becomes whatever is funniest for that situation
She's got the Jess Effect

Jess Effect 

When a woman named Jess enters a situation her luck becomes whatever better or worse depending on how funny it would be for that situation
Oh no she's got the Jess effect

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026