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Wet Jesus 

When a woman drags her hand across her wet vagina, and smacks you in the face with it.
Damn dude, I tried putting it in her ass. that bitch turned around and gave me a Wet Jesus.
Wet Jesus by <R><K> June 22, 2007

Wet Jesus 

The most popular ride at a Christian water park.
Holy water flows through the Wet Jesus ride, so you can get baptized while also having fun!
Wet Jesus by WetWaterPark July 5, 2017