Jesus of the Christ is a man who was Jesus but also a split between Christ and the two combined equal a massive orgie which is a godly magical creation - God would agree to... This is a theory within science and many soldiers of HEAVEN agree. That is the definition of Jesus of the Christ.
by christian madril March 27, 2007

by Dubious Skunk October 29, 2005

1. an exclamation one would express when frustrated
2. so angry in fact you have no other way to describe it other than yelling this phrase as loud as possible.
2. so angry in fact you have no other way to describe it other than yelling this phrase as loud as possible.
wife: "the dishes are dirty, the trash hasn't been taken out, the dogs need to go out, pick up your clothes."
husband: "JESUS GODDAMN FUCKING CHRIST!"
husband: "JESUS GODDAMN FUCKING CHRIST!"
by Moises Buentello December 02, 2010

What comes out of your mouth after viewing an act so unbelievable that only one phrase of awe will do.
by thinknic November 01, 2008

by Sean Brian Kirby October 08, 2005

An exclamation of intense feeling, suitable for both positive or negative circumstances. "Table-Making" is a reference to the popular Christian belief that Jesus was the son of a carpenter, and also a carpenter himself.
by Drew M. November 28, 2006

by kenny bachman April 04, 2010
