Jesus Hole 

1. The hole in Jesus' side or hand when used for sexual pleasure. See crucifuck.
2. Texas Governor Rick Perry's nickname for his Prison Wallet.

Rick Santorum was so horny he was obsessed with getting him some Jesus Hole (a crucifuck). Unfortunately, Jesus had been MIA for 2000 years and Santorum had to go off to the bathhouse for some pussy on a stick. Having left his Mormon Panty Liners at home he left with a Mormon Trail of santorum in his Mormon Underwear.

Jesus Hole by Cuntoleezza Rice August 25, 2011

Jesus Hole 

The act of piercing the torso and inserting the penis in the crevice.

man "dude why did you mum go to hospital?"
man "she got a jesus hole from her closet lover"

Jesus Hole by ticklybawbag September 9, 2009

Jesus hole 

Due to the Christian restriction on extra-marital sex, the Jesus hole is a synonym for a vagina.

Guy: I'm gonna fuck your Jesus hole real good.
Girl: No way, we're not married, put it in my pooper instead.

Jesus hole by elf_n_safety January 21, 2011

Jesus Fucking Christ Hole 

A verbal expression of overwhelming fear when a person is startled, surprised, shocked, or scared followed by extreme anger.

While Jimmy is driving on the expressway, he is suddenly cut off by another vehicle traveling ten miles per hour under the speed limit. Jimmy: "Jesus Fucking Christ Hole! You cut me off! get the fuck out of the way!"

Jesus Fucking Christ Hole by poop master general October 14, 2022

jesus vs a black hole 

The ultimate showdown.

What will decide the end of the universe? The jesus vs a black hole battle.

jesus vs a black hole by wtfersdf September 1, 2006

jesshole 

a mean, aggresive bitch

Salmon and Tilapia are both jessholes.(:

jesshole by N.G(: April 9, 2010

jesushole

Defines a virgin vagina, possessed by a female that engages in oral and/or anal sex.

After giving him a blowjob, Diane told Billy that he could do anything, he just couldn't put it in the jesushole.

jesushole by bigdogcasino February 10, 2010