Jesus Hit

It is the unexplainable, the supernatural hit off marijuana. Words don't do justice to the beautiful thing that occurs when you get your jesus on...Throwing up from smoking so much weed, the throwing up will be the most painful throw up ever, but the "feel better" feeling after is magnified as well and...well....you find jesus...

"Damn dude you look fucked up"

"Just took tha jesus hit"

"Dear god..."

by I'veexperiencedit January 22, 2009

jesus hit

when smoking marijuana; a giant fucking hit. the kind that jesus would take if he smoked da reefer.

at nik's house today, I took a jesus hit and almost coughed it.

by airun September 26, 2008

jesus hitler christ

an exclamation of shock or disgust

"Jesus Hitler Christ is your mom a whore!"

" that was my last fucking beer, Jesus
Hitler Christ , Gary, you fucking cunt!!"

by yojimbo1974 January 10, 2008

Jesus Hitler Christ

A new spicy way to say Jesus Christ

bob:jesus hitler christ
tom:what
bob:yes

by Hawtbitchtits December 27, 2020

Jesus hitler

The one extreme Mormon who yells at you when you swear or say any thing to do with Jesus or a God. This yelling can range from "STOP IT THAT IS AGAINST MY RELIGION AND YOU SHOULD NOT USE THE LORDS NAME IN VAIN!!" to "IF YOU SWEAR OR SAY THE LORDS NAME IN VAIN YOU WILL BURN IN HELL!"

"Oh my god Emily is such a Jesus hitler!" "HAY I HERD THAT NOW YOU ARE GOING TO HELL."

by op2014 November 13, 2014

Bong hits 4 Jesus

The act of taking multiple hits from a bong in the name of Jesus.

Kids from Alaska take bong hits 4 Jesus.

by Bonghits4Jesus May 18, 2008

Bong Hits for Jesus

Bong Hits for Jesus is an Philly based original rock band. Using the name that Joe Frederick made famous in his landmark Supreme Court free speech fight, Bong Hits For Jesus is all about peoples' First Amendment rights, artistic freedom, and the tendency to enjoy life's fruits.

You can learn everything you need to know about Bong Hits for Jesus at www.bonghitsforjesus.net

by Mix Master Obi-Wan July 15, 2009