Jesus Cum Guzzling Christ

Just another alternative to Jesus Fucking Christ...also, it's more offensive to christians (so it has my vote).
Jesus cum guzzling christ...did you see that bitch's tits?
by Yes I'm That Good August 05, 2008
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Jesus Cumming

Jesus did cum in his time he had cum 3000 times as soon as he was born.
I was watching Jesus Cumming
by JESUS CUMMING April 05, 2023
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