Jesus Chris
Jesus Chris by JesusTheDestroyer420 July 1, 2020
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Jesus Titty Fucking Chris
Person 1: its my birthday today everyone is coming except you.
Person 2: why not?
Person 1:because i hate you
Person 2:... what did i do to you JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST
Person 2: why not?
Person 1:because i hate you
Person 2:... what did i do to you JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST
Jesus Titty Fucking Chris by person13579 February 10, 2009
jesus christ pose
A contrived pose in movies to give significance where there is none by mimicing the death of christ on the cross.
Also the title of a Soundgarden song.
Also the title of a Soundgarden song.
Willem Dafoe's jesus christ pose in Platoon was almost as lame as Sean Penn's in Dead Man Walking.
Soundgarden's jesus christ pose is way better than anything Audio Slave has done.
Soundgarden's jesus christ pose is way better than anything Audio Slave has done.
jesus christ pose by Buff Bufferman September 9, 2008
Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints
Person 1: Hey... You're a Mormon!
Person 2: *Sigh* No... We are Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.
Person 2: *Sigh* No... We are Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.
Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints by FungusHughMungus October 29, 2018
Jesus Christ on a bicycle
The using of christ's name, not necessarily in vain, but to exclaim surprise, disbelief, or disgust.
Also used in the excellent film, Ginger Snaps.
Also used in the excellent film, Ginger Snaps.
'Jesus Christ on a bicycle, Bob! You gave me a fright!'
or
'Jesus Christ on a bicycle! That was soooo gnarly!'
or
'Jesus Christ on a bicycle! That was soooo gnarly!'
Jesus Christ on a bicycle by CobyPryant March 30, 2007
jesus christ monkey balls
jesus christ monkey balls that man isnt black, i cant believe i almost framed an innocent rich guy who isnt black!
jesus christ monkey balls by tj tomorrow March 7, 2007
Jesus Christ on Ice Skates
1> Something so alarming, the only way to exclaim that its truely worth looking at it is reffering to Our Lord Ice Skating.
OR
2> Our Lord out Ice Skating
General Donegal slang of Surprise.
OR
2> Our Lord out Ice Skating
General Donegal slang of Surprise.
1> Jaime: Yeah but i've never liked him in general
Pétur: Awh man give Dan a cha......JESUS CHRIST ON ICE SKATES! ITS A FUCKING METEORITE COMING TO DESTROY THE EARTH AND ALL HUMANITY THA....Oh wait its just Paul coming. That big fat bastard
Jaime: He IS a big fat bastard!
2> Jaime: And on your left, you will see Jesus Christ, on Ice Skates. Thats Jesus Christ on Ice-Skates.
Margie: Take a picture of the Saviour, James.
Jesus Christ: What up!
Pétur: Awh man give Dan a cha......JESUS CHRIST ON ICE SKATES! ITS A FUCKING METEORITE COMING TO DESTROY THE EARTH AND ALL HUMANITY THA....Oh wait its just Paul coming. That big fat bastard
Jaime: He IS a big fat bastard!
2> Jaime: And on your left, you will see Jesus Christ, on Ice Skates. Thats Jesus Christ on Ice-Skates.
Margie: Take a picture of the Saviour, James.
Jesus Christ: What up!
Jesus Christ on Ice Skates by Jaime-the-ledge January 18, 2010
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