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Jessie's Girl 

A girl a guy would like to date, but she's currently dating his best friend. A cool guy would give it up, "bros before hoes" and all, but....
*shrugs*
JESSIE'S GIRL---RICK SPRINGFIELD LYRICS
Jessie is a friend,
yeah, I know he's been
a good friend of mine
But lately something's changed
that ain't hard to define
Jessie's got himself a girl
and I want to make her mine
And she's watching him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body,
I just know it
Yeah 'n' he's holding her
in his arms late,
late at night

You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl,
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman like that
I play along with the charade,
there doesn't seem to be
a reason to change
You know, I feel so dirty
when they start talking cute
I wanna tell her that I love her,
but the point is probably moot
'Cos she's watching him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body,
I just know it
And he's holding her
in his arms late, late at night

Like Jessie's girl,
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman,
where can I find a woman like that
And I'm lookin' in the mirror all the time,
wondering what she don't see in me
I've been funny,
I've been cool with the lines
Ain't that the way
love supposed to be
Tell me, where can I find a woman like that
You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl,
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
I want Jessie's girl,
where can I find a woman like that, like
Jessie's girl,
I wish that I had Jessie's girl,
I want,
I want Jessie's girl
Jessie's Girl by Jazz256 January 5, 2009
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Jessie's Girl 

Derived from the song by Rick Springfield. The term 'Jessie's girl' does not refer to any individual, but it is a girl, who is going out with a friend of yours, that you want for yourself. In this case 'Jessie' is replaced with the name of the boyfriend
You got a friend, lets say he is called Tom, who is going out with a girl, lets call her Melissa, and you wish you had her for yourself. You'd say "I wish I had Jessie's girl"
Jessie's Girl by The Nightmare Child February 21, 2010

jessie’s belly button 

a warm soft, sometimes fuzzy hole, in the stomach of a beautiful girl, she has to have a mom bod, does not apply to super skinny no shape girls, no body likes a hard cold shallow hole.
as much as it annoyed her, jason could not resist sticking a finger in jessie’s belly button for the warm soft comforting feel
jessie’s belly button by jason1980 February 11, 2022

Jessie's girl 

1981 single by singer Rick Springfield
LYRICS:
Jessie is a friend
Yeah I know he's been a good friend of mine
But lately something's changed that ain't hard to define
Jessie's got himself a girl and I want to make her mine
And she's watching him with those eyes
And she's loving him with that body, I just know it
Yeah and he's holding her in his arms late, late at night
You know I wish that I had Jessie's girl
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman like that?
I play along with the charade
There doesn't seem to be a reason to change
You know, I feel so dirty when they start talking cute
I wanna tell her that I love her
But the point is probably moot
'Cause she's watching him with those eyes
And she's loving him with that body, I just know it
And he's holding her in his arms late, late at night
You know I wish that I had Jessie's girl
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman like that?
Like Jessie's girl
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman
Where can I find a woman like that?
And I'm looking in the mirror all the time
Wondering what she don't see in me
I've been funny, I've been cool with the lines
Ain't that the way love supposed to be?
Tell me, where can I find a woman like that?
You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
I want Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman like that?
Like Jessie's girl
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
I want, I want Jessie's girl
You know I wish that I had Jessie's girl
I want Jessie's girl
Jessie's girl by yeetyboy2658 November 30, 2020

Jessie's Girl 

A "Jessie's Girl" is an extremely beautiful girl that you could only fantasize about being with, due to her extreme beauty or popularity and the fact that she probably only hangs out with popular guys, or that she does'nt know you exist.

(Hence the song "Jessie's Girl" by Rick Springfield about a nerd boy loving a beautiful girl but she does'nt know he exists)
Rose is a cheerleader and is extremely beautiful. Nick is average and loves Rose. Rose dose'nt know Nick exists and hangs out with the popular guy. Nick's friend told him that he was "fantasizing about a Jessie's Girl".
Jessie's Girl by inkfan July 6, 2009

Jessie's House

A white utopia free of ethnic minorities.
Man, Jessie's house is stress free since there are no blacks there.
Jessie's House by JoelCucksteen February 17, 2023

Jessie’s Tip 

When you have a bad experience at a hotel or another type of rental, so you leave a “fecal transaction” in the toilet for their troubles.
The stove in the cottage doesn’t work, the steps are broken and there’s no toaster, I’m leaving them a Jessie’s tip on the way out.
Jessie’s Tip by Uncle J! August 27, 2023
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