Jessie'd

(verb) To to take a massive dump in ones toilet and not give a fuck afterwards.

Oh my god, who Jessie'd in the toilet!

Jessie'd by Sergio'd October 21, 2014

Got Jessie'd 

When a ratchet bitch steals your credit card, racks up the bill, then tries to lie and get you in trouble.

That ratchet bitch Jessie stole my credit card and bought a bunch of shit with it. When I called the cops she lied about it. She told people I filed a false report. I got stuck with the bill! I got Jessie'd!

Got Jessie'd by Thick_roller 92 August 25, 2016

Jessie Druley 

That girl. Everyone dreams about but can never find. So gorgeous you just might drool a little. So kick ass no word can defind her.

If your too cool for swag, then you're jessie druley.

Jessie Druley by sarahsk8tes April 3, 2013

Jesse'd 

when one indulges in a late night, ill-advised meal, showing complete and total disregard for consequences, including weight gain, physical discomfort, or personal shame.

Oh man, I really Jesse'd last night. Crushed a blueberry pie at like 12:30, and passed right out afterwards. I woke up swollen, with blueberry all over my shirt and face.

Jesse'd by JD Lewis October 11, 2018

Jessie doll 

When your boyfriend/girlfriend tell you a lie to cover up another lie while pretending it was the last time they lied to you.

Similar to a Russian doll which contains a smaller doll inside, a “Jessie doll” is a lie within a bigger one.

Jessie Doll #1 : I didn’t fuck him, we only kissed!

Jessie Doll #2: I didn’t fuck him, we had some heavy petting.
Jessie Doll #3: Okay I sucked his dick and stuck a finger up his asshole, but that’s it.
Jessie Doll #4 : Look, we fucked, but his dick was so small, it doesn’t count.
Jessie Doll #5: Ok we fucked a lot while he was dating my cousin, now they are having a baby, and I owe him 2k.

Jessie doll by MeLukas March 1, 2023

jesse'd 

when have a girl over with the intention of hooking up with her, only to find out at the zero hour that she is on her rag.

dude! i totally got jesse'd by that girl last night!

jesse'd by hankmoody13 April 21, 2011

Jessie the Dog

Herbert the Pervert's old, wrinkly, furry dog from Family Guy. His two back legs are broken, so he uses his arms for movement.

Person 1: Who's your favorite Family Guy character?
Person 2: Jessie the Dog. Herbert's dog, BTW

Jessie the Dog by Epigiggity August 15, 2011