Oh my god, who Jessie'd in the toilet!
by Sergio'd October 21, 2014
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That ratchet bitch Jessie stole my credit card and bought a bunch of shit with it. When I called the cops she lied about it. She told people I filed a false report. I got stuck with the bill! I got Jessie'd!
by Thick_roller 92 August 25, 2016
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That girl. Everyone dreams about but can never find. So gorgeous you just might drool a little. So kick ass no word can defind her.
by sarahsk8tes April 3, 2013
Get the Jessie Druley mug.when one indulges in a late night, ill-advised meal, showing complete and total disregard for consequences, including weight gain, physical discomfort, or personal shame.
Oh man, I really Jesse'd last night. Crushed a blueberry pie at like 12:30, and passed right out afterwards. I woke up swollen, with blueberry all over my shirt and face.
by JD Lewis October 11, 2018
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Similar to a Russian doll which contains a smaller doll inside, a “Jessie doll” is a lie within a bigger one.
Similar to a Russian doll which contains a smaller doll inside, a “Jessie doll” is a lie within a bigger one.
Jessie Doll #1 : I didn’t fuck him, we only kissed!
Jessie Doll #2: I didn’t fuck him, we had some heavy petting.
Jessie Doll #3: Okay I sucked his dick and stuck a finger up his asshole, but that’s it.
Jessie Doll #4 : Look, we fucked, but his dick was so small, it doesn’t count.
Jessie Doll #5: Ok we fucked a lot while he was dating my cousin, now they are having a baby, and I owe him 2k.
Jessie Doll #2: I didn’t fuck him, we had some heavy petting.
Jessie Doll #3: Okay I sucked his dick and stuck a finger up his asshole, but that’s it.
Jessie Doll #4 : Look, we fucked, but his dick was so small, it doesn’t count.
Jessie Doll #5: Ok we fucked a lot while he was dating my cousin, now they are having a baby, and I owe him 2k.
by MeLukas March 1, 2023
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by hankmoody13 April 21, 2011
Get the jesse'd mug.Herbert the Pervert's old, wrinkly, furry dog from Family Guy. His two back legs are broken, so he uses his arms for movement.
by Epigiggity August 15, 2011
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