jesticles

the most powerful insult, a combination of jester and testicles
can be used as a meaningless, baseless insult or an adjective for someone's balls
im not sure what considers someones balls to be "jesticles" so that is up for your interpretation

"jerry got those jesticles. those damn clown ass balls. some jokester nuts. the joker's scrotum if you will"

by juegos November 1, 2021

jesticles

1.) To jest with one's testicles. (aka-tease the female)
2.) The Jewish bean often found sprouting behind one's testicle flaps.
3.) A sport in which two men joust with their ball bags supported by two gyrating metal springs. (aka - jut busting)

1.) Damn guuurl, Mark was totally using his jesticles against me last night.
2.) Omg, he was growing the largest jesticles you've ever seen.
3.) The Ferret Warriors testicles exploded upon contact with the Anal Defender in the latest jesticle match.

by Anothony and David August 21, 2006

Jesticles

A skater punk with tiny nuts.

Man did you see those skaters? I bet they are gonn suck on each other's tiny jesticles.

by JUICYWOOCIE March 6, 2009

Jesticles

A mix between the words testicals and jeans; When you sit down and there’s a crease in your jeans making it look like you have a boner

I got some big jesticals when i sat down

I saw jimmy’s jesticles when he sat down

by DizzyFrogg January 21, 2023

Jesticle

In Southampton, England culture; a renowned cocktail from the nightclub Jesters, that makes everyone around you beautiful and your best friend. One can enjoy the pleasures of a Jesticle more than once as well, given that with excessive consumption (the way one should go about drinking these), you can reproduce your own pink concoction in the toilets!

A Jesticle also consitutes all 5 of your 5 a day - the vodka gives you potatoes, the Malibu coconutes, lemon from the lemonade, orange from the orange juice, and blackcurrant from the cordial. Voila!

Daymn girl, you look fine, let me get you a Jesticle!

by JStarz December 18, 2009

Testiclese

The Greek hero and lesser known brother of Achilles. Son of Thetis and Peleus, he was untouchable in war and defeated untold numbers of warriors and heroes.

He was undefeated in battle, but fell and was slain at an after-battle-party when a stray (unknowingly enchanted) stone, launched from the sling of a child playing a game called 'catapult' struck a distracted Testiclese while he was chugging wine in a contest. He fell to his knees, coughing and spurting wine from his mouth, and then curled up into the fetal position in which he expired due to the enchanted qualities of the unusual stone.

Henceforth, as it was known through his brother Achilles' experience what a principle weakness a person's Achilles tendon is, it was known that being hit in the nuts is a principle weakness of men; because that shit fucking hurts.

Your friend: "Dude, that guy Ted was definitely winning that fight until that pussy Frank kicked him in the nuts. Then Frank just beat the shit out of him as Ted crinkled to the floor. What a cheap shot that was from Frank. Reminds you of when that Greek hero Testiclese was killed by that stone to the nuts right?"

Your answer: "Right!"

by mWEEDo January 21, 2011

Lesticles

When a man has enormous balls and is afraid of nothing.

To go for it that much on fourth down is proof that Les Miles has huge Lesticles and fears no man.

by Eric GringoLoco2 September 1, 2011