2 definitions by PilotMikeTX

Dirty Screech

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez, except the poo is wiped on the victim's face in the pattern of Dustin Diamond's facial hair.

Dude, I didn't know you grew a beard.

I didn't I just got a Dirty Screech!

by PilotMikeTX October 1, 2006

jesuness

The business of spreading the Gospel and saving souls (for a profit, of course.) Business practice made popular by such personalities as Jerry Falwell, Jesse Jackson, Oral Roberts and other charismatic con-men with shiny suits and big hair.

Gay scandals and natural disasters are good for jesuness.

by PilotMikeTX October 14, 2006