PilotMikeTX's definitions

jesuness

The business of spreading the Gospel and saving souls (for a profit, of course.) Business practice made popular by such personalities as Jerry Falwell, Jesse Jackson, Oral Roberts and other charismatic con-men with shiny suits and big hair.

Gay scandals and natural disasters are good for jesuness.

by PilotMikeTX October 14, 2006

Dirty Screech

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez, except the poo is wiped on the victim's face in the pattern of Dustin Diamond's facial hair.

Dude, I didn't know you grew a beard.

I didn't I just got a Dirty Screech!

by PilotMikeTx October 1, 2006