jesuness 

The business of spreading the Gospel and saving souls (for a profit, of course.) Business practice made popular by such personalities as Jerry Falwell, Jesse Jackson, Oral Roberts and other charismatic con-men with shiny suits and big hair.

Gay scandals and natural disasters are good for jesuness.

jesuness by PilotMikeTX October 14, 2006

Jeunesse

I super amazing peron, who loves life and people. Sometimes she'll be down but she can always make other people smile. No matter what she knows her friends will always have her back, and even if shes short, she can still kick some ass. When shes down you know you have to make her smile. If someone hurts her bestfriends, that someone is getting a punch in the face. Everyone loves her, and everyone knows it.

did you see Jeunesse today?' ' YA! shes so sweet!' 'I know! shes amazing

Jeunesse by EloiseForever6 November 6, 2010

jeunesse

Jeunesse is someone who's down to explore, and have fun with friends. She puts her friends happiness before her own which makes her so special. She's beautiful in her own ways even if she says she hates everything about herself. She's short but that won't stop her to do anything. Talk shit about her friends? Oh you bet she will go up to you and straighten things up. She's sweet and cares about everyone and remains to keep a smile on her face, no matter the circumstances. Don't do her wrong though, she will drop you hella fast. She can't stand spending the whole day doing nothing. She loves to make jokes, go to the beach, and draw. If you meet a Jeunesse, be friends with her you won't regret it!!!!!

That girl over there is always doing something with her life.

Oh you must be talking about Jeunesse!

jeunesse by Ashley175 May 4, 2017

Jesusness 

To be of Jesus quality (meaning the highest quality available) and either holy or almost holy.

Akin to Jesus.

Something or someone that excels excruciatingly compared to other objects or persons.

Video Games:
Dude, Modern Warfare 2 is Jesusness.

They said that GTA: IV was Jesusness, the controls suck and the movement is choppy as hell.

Technology:
Is the iPad going to Jesusness? It doesn't seem so good right now.

Pirating is Jesusness.

Girls:
Her boobs are Jesusness! Damn!

That ass, even Jesus would call it Jesusness.

Miscellaneous:

Bob: The .50 caliber is always so damn Jesus-like!

Jim: It's Jesusness.

Bob: It's the same thing.

Jim: True dat.

Ironically, depending on your religious views, Church itself may not be Jesusness.

Godly isn't cool anymore, Jesusness is the shit.

Jesusness by Allen75 July 10, 2010

Jesusness 

A word that can be used to retort phrases like "Coolness and sweetness"

Liz: What are you doing?
Dana: 3-d modeling
Liz: Sweetness
Dana: Nah its jesusness

Jesusness by Dana Kanto April 14, 2008

jesusnessless 

An American Christian pretending that

Jesus Christ didn't specifically say greedy people don't get to heaven and the we are required to love our enemies.

Joel Osteen acted with such Jesusnessless pride and greed when he did not open his Houston Megachurch when Houston Texas flooded to help people because he just had the carpet replaced

jesusnessless by Compassionate Libertarian August 20, 2024